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Aug.26,2011
Do you like my Anna Nicole Jokes? Tell me some…?
Q: How do you make a Anna Nicole’s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What does Anna Nicole and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get Anna Nicole out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: Why did Anna Nicole scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
I really hope you didn’t know about her death when you wrote this.
If not do the honorable thing and remove the question.
If you did……well not cool at all.
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